A Conservative Lesbian confesses to her torrid affair with Will Folks

The time has come for me to confess my torrid affair in 2007 with South Carolina nut blogger, Will Folks. What? I have as much proof as he does for his claim of an affair with South Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate, Nikki Haley. Now, some would say that Folks’ game plan is the same one …

Constantin Films celebrates Hitler's birthday by forcing YouTube to remove Hitler 'Downfall' parodies over copyright claim

Personally, I don’t think I would have chosen April 20, the 121st anniversary of Hitler’s birthday, as the day I forced YouTube to take down the parody videos made using the bunker scene from the Academy Award-nominated 2004 German film, “Downfall,” about Hitler’s last days. But that’s just me. Constantin Films made copyright claims to YouTube …

Maryland, my … nanny state

I just received an e-mail from the Maryland Senate Republican Slate with news that was so outrageous in terms of dictatorial nanny-statism that I thought it was a joke. And, thank God, it is — although obviously the author of the e-mail was taken in! I love dead-pan humor and fake news stories, especially as …

Oprah, if you come out as a lesbian, all is forgiven

This afternoon when Dad and I were buying groceries, I noticed the National Enquirer’s headline that Oprah has ordered Stedman out and moved Gayle King in because she’s “tired of living a lie.” Waddaya know — Kathy Griffin was right. So, Oprah, if you come out as a lesbian, all is forgiven. We’ll see to …