A Conservative Lesbian confesses to her torrid affair with Will Folks

by CynthiaYockey on May 26, 2010

The time has come for me to confess my torrid affair in 2007 with South Carolina nut blogger, Will Folks. What? I have as much proof as he does for his claim of an affair with South Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate, Nikki Haley.

Now, some would say that Folks’ game plan is the same one that was developed and perfected by Democratic nut bloggers in Alaska. That is, upon the clandestine receipt of a handsome sum of money and promises of more if the hit is successful, pretend to be impartial or an ally, profess to all and sundry to be suppressing rumors that had never been rumored, make dark hints, look very knowing, then tell reporters that other reporters will beat them to the story that has been fabricated for the purpose of destroying an enemy until one of them takes the bait and then ALL of them have to cover it.

And to that I would say … um, sounds about right.


Vote for Nikki Haley!


Ace, I disagree, we need to stick with Ms. Haley to put a stop to this Axelrod-tactic or the Democrats will keep using it more and more.

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Mary Beth May 26, 2010 at 9:12 pm


Mackdaddy May 26, 2010 at 9:54 pm

I agree with you on sticking with Nikki. Maybe Ace can clarify his statement on looking for a replacement. Wonder when Eric is going to weigh in on Ace.

democratsarefascists May 26, 2010 at 10:20 pm

Will Folks molested me when I was seven years old and nobody can prove he didn’t.

Elizabeth Robbins May 27, 2010 at 12:28 am

Well, I ought to throw a strap-on into Will Folks and make him my good little subbie bitch.

Cynthia Yockey May 27, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Elizabeth Robbins,

Don’t forget the handcuffs and ball gag — Will Folks REALLY likes those.


Jim Nicholson May 27, 2010 at 7:32 am

I’m pretty sure every registered Republican east of the Mississippi has slept with Folks.

I R A Darth Aggie May 27, 2010 at 11:59 am

Wait…I thought you played for the other team? am I confused?

Or was Brother Will so…disappointing…that you switched teams? I’m soooo confused!

Cynthia Yockey May 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm

I R A Darth Aggie,

I made Will Folks my bitch, so I don’t that it counts as switching teams. But he’s lying about being with anyone else. I’m the one who was pwning his punk ass in 2007, IFYKWIMAITTYD. As soon as he shows his fabricated evidence, I’ll show mine.


I R A Darth Aggie May 27, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Oh, my. I never considered you as a dom. Till now.

Ad rem May 27, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Yeah? Well, Will Folks molested my bitch…..yeah, he’s into that too……

Dan Collins May 27, 2010 at 6:19 pm

I’m pretty you meant tordid: torrid and sordid.
.-= Dan Collins´s last blog ..Look Who’s Iron 2 =-.

Conservative Pup May 27, 2010 at 8:00 pm

I agree with you too, Cynthia, on sticking with Nikki. And I agree with your reason, that if this succeeds for the dems/socialists/marxists in control currently, then they will do it again and again. Besides, I believe Ms. Haley. And besides all that, it’s just wrong.

The video is too creepy for him to be credible anyway. I love your post title, by the way. This pup says “WOOF!” (pup-speak for ‘take this insect down’)

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