Help me out here — is that stuff like spackle, or what? Also, I gather the co-eds are free to do as they please — you know, after they get all sweaty from the pillow fights in their baby doll nighties.
Category Archives: Humor
Iowahawk spots top Democrats in circular firing squad
Check out Iowahawk’s brilliant take on the intra-party war top Democrats are now waging via their proxies in the press and see if, like me, it reminds you of the song from the musical Chicago, “They Both Reached for the Gun” — and, um, just to be clear, I mean the puppet master aspect of …
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Alert Ace and pack the pudding
Just in time! The Moron Meetup is March 20 and you’ll need your license to participate in the Hobo Hunt.
He is risen — Keyboard Cat, that is
Rejoice! Keyboard Cat is risen — well, there’s a new orange tabby of Buddha-like serenity playing keyboards and drum and even tossing in some wicked dance moves. Brenna Ehrlich of Mashable has the story. The dear, departed Fatso, the original Keyboard Cat, is famous for the “Play him off, Keyboard Cat” YouTube videos adapted from …
Did Dan Rather tell Chris Matthews Obama couldn't sell watermelons?
What Dan Rather said to Chris Matthews this morning on MSNBC about the current state of Obama’s persuasive powers is, “But he couldn’t sell watermelons if you gave him a state trooper to flag down the traffic.” There’s no racial monopoly on who sells or buys watermelons. Rather made no allusions to race. So — …
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'Is incense not a sin?'
The Bloggess wins the first Supreme Writing Award from A Conservative Lesbian
I am still working my way through the technical difficulties that developed over the weekend when I was trying to figure out how to add some awesome new features to my blog. However, some outrages must not be allowed to stand. I see today that my dear friend, The Bloggess, was in the running for …
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Hot Gay Air
I am honored Sarjex gave me a place in the headlines in her parody of Hot Air as Leftie heads exploded over a CPAC-speaker being booed off the stage during an anti-gay rant. Ironically, I’ve already covered the issue Sarjex featured that the discovery of a gay gene and a reliable test to determine if …
Why, yes, it IS naturally curly
In the 1960’s I had breast-length hair that I used to straighten, but since the early 1970’s I have allowed my hair to curl any way it wants. I hope the guy asking the following question decided to accept his natural curl, too: see more Art of Trolling
Live blogging Ann Coulter's CPAC Q and A
Ann Coulter is at CPAC and she just mocked Bill Nye the Science Guy’s claim that one of the things proving anthropogenic global warming is that lots of young people believe in it, “On that basis I can prove beer is the greatest beverage ever invented!” To which Moe Lane said to me, “But it …