by CynthiaYockey on March 15, 2010

An official-looking sign from the University of Michigan says, "Masturbation in the showers is a University of Michigan Honor Code violation. Pipes in the halls are not meant to handle semen. Semen-related costs run into the thousands every year. Please masturbate in your own room."Help me out here — is that stuff like spackle, or what?

Also, I gather the co-eds are free to do as they please — you know, after they get all sweaty from the pillow fights in their baby doll nighties.

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