Thanks to the avalanche of comments rebutting my assertion that straight women’s porn is not photos of naked, hot men but rather photos of chocolate cakes, any other dessert and attractive women in stylish clothes, by which I mean Cuban Diva BFF going ballistic, today I have a delectable specimen of beefcake in the dripping wet person of Robert Stacy McCain, circa 1990:
Little Miss Attila advises that Stacy should favor solid-color Speedos over striped ones, but I have to disagree as this photo reveals to me for the first time that the rationale of the solid vs. striped Speedo may very well go along the lines of “check my biceps” vs. “check my package.” It does seem that Stacy brings the Godiva 140-piece gold ballotin, package-wise.
Yesterday was a mixed bag for dear Stacy, fame-wise. He was featured in Chris Muir’s “Day-by-Day” for his habit of speaking truth to dolts liberals socialists power:
However, Stacy holds unfortunate views on gay marriage, which is to say that he has fulminated against it recently, and thus the Google Gods of Karma, who count key phrases without remorse, drew their own conclusions and began to serve The Other McCain with ads like this on 3/15/09:
And served him again on 3/16/09:
So, in the spirit of fairness, since last week I described “How Stacy McCain became irresistible to women,” and with the above clear dripping-wet proof of the universal appeal of Robert Stacy McCain, I now also must declare him irresistible to men.
Update: Welcome, Legal Insurrection readers! My favorite article at American Thinker written by Prof. Jacobson and published on 10/19/2008 is his explanation of why he would be voting for McCain. And I am grateful to him for inventing the neologism, “Sapphic traffic,” to describe Web traffic inspired by my humble postings.
Update: Welcome, Little Miss Attila readers! And thank you, Joy, aka LMA, for your comments below!
Update: Welcome, The Other McCain readers! Stacy, thanks for the headline rotation! It takes a really big man to be so gracious! And thanks for making sure I was invited to the party! I am flabbergasted at how much better I am always treated by conservatives than I ever am in the lesbian community. But I’m still holding out for a spot under Little Miss Attila (Do. Not. Go. There!) in your testimonials. I want mine to read, ” ‘Stacy McCain … the envy of every man … irresistible to women.’ Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian.” Come on, for the WTF value alone!
Update: Welcome, Moelane.com readers! Moe, it was a pleasure to meet you at the party! I’m glad you enjoyed this post!
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11 responses to “How Robert Stacy McCain became irresistible to men”
Thank you for acknowledging the universality of my appeal, Miss Yockey, but if you keep it up with this near-pornographic content, pretty soon Ross Douthat will become addicted to your blog.
“Near pornographic”? Must we now go into the entire history of your blog’s photo gallery, Mr. McCain?
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Oh, Attila, every time I check your SiteMeter, I marvel at the Hun girl’s endowment.
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Muir captured that so well . . . we should have him do one of Cynthia.
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