Washington, D.C., April 1 — U.S. President Barack Obama has resigned after confessing to treason. Obama named his co-conspirators and the FBI has taken all but one into custody in undisclosed locations. Obama told FBI investigators that his primary co-conspirators were Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. He revealed that they have spent the last 40 …
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Politico reports Ross Douthat 'will fill an important hole'
You just can’t make this stuff up. Faux conservative/twerp vérité Ross Douthat, whose collection of contemporary porn from the last 60 years is one of his own favorite column topics, is the subject of a lengthy profile today by Michael Calderone at Politico in celebration of Douthat’s replacing Bill Kristol as the token conservative on the …
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Because this is the kind of vindictive bitch that I am
In this post I propose that conservative organizations and wealthy conservatives put their wallets together and provide Robert Stacy McCain with a VERY prosperous and steady income so he can focus full-time on the conservative networking and mentoring of conservative bloggers he does through his blog, The Other McCain. I wrote it 10 days ago …
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Angie Harmon proves she has the biggest pair in Hollywood
Angie Harmon proved last week she has the biggest pair in Hollywood and today the sexist dolts at Fox News trivialize and belittle her courage in the “Entertainment” section of their Web site under their aegis for trivializing and belittling women, “Pop Tarts.” Andrew Breitbart was just in D.C. a couple of weeks ago to …
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Welcome, Conservative Grapevine readers
Thank you, John Hawkins, Right Wing News and Conservative Grapevine, for making A Conservative Lesbian your site of the day! While I prepare another post to welcome you, I have some recent posts that I want as many people as possible to see so they understand that Obama’s allure AND contradictions originate in his sociopathy. …
Update on 'If he's just not that into her, he's a FOOL!'
see more Lolcats and funny pictures OK, if I didn’t have the cute photo I might not be writing this update about Cuban Diva BFF’s blind date awhile back — the one that never happened. It wasn’t that he was just not that into her. It was more like he, a man in his forties, …
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'The Economist' parched by blast from 'Hot Air'; plus, did A.I.G. became the face of capitalism as Obama applied Saul Alinsky's Rule 12?
H/T Michelle Malkin The Economist endorsed Obama for president and now is having buyers’ remorse, apparently in the hope of salvaging some of its credibility given the all-consuming, prosperity-sucking black hole socialist coup Obama’s presidency has turned out to be in just two months. Ed Morrissey blasts their tardy admission of misgivings at Hot Air …
Fisking and punk smacking for Monique Stuart, Aisle 10
Monique Stuart at HotMES is on about de-criminalizing recreational drugs today, as a follow-up to Obama’s town hall meeting, which I would leave alone although I disagree. But because she based her argument on conflating pharmaceutical drugs, aka medicines, defined as “any substance intended for use in the diagnosis, cure, mitigation, treatment, or prevention of …
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'The most dangerous myth'
I came across a speech by Ronald Reagan during the fall 2008 presidential campaign where he talked about how he freed people from the grip of welfare when he was governor of California by running the state the way families have to mind their economic affairs, that is, keep their expenses within their means. He …
Girls, girls, girls! This is a CONSERVATIVE Jell-o wrestling match and proper attire will be worn at all times!
OK, I did not think it would be up to me as a lesbian to have to gavel the conservative blogosphere back to to order regarding the upcoming Jell-o wrestling grudge match between Suzanne Logan (aka “Clever S. Logan) and Monique Stuart (aka HotMES), but I see that I must! Order! Order! This blogosphere must …