Dan Collins of Protein Wisdom has declared today, Friday the 13th, to be National Iowahawk Day. Iowahawk is also known as Dave Burge, who writes the funniest political satire ever and who would definitely be snapped up by a major media company if only he were not, well, a conservative who excels at making them …
Category Archives: Humor
Pattymelt is my favorite dish
I have been pining to have me some more of that saucy Pattymelt, who wrote an absolutely hilarious post for HillBuzz during the 2008 campaign and today, Friday the 13th, is my LUCKY day because she’s baa-aaa-ack!!! on the pixels of HillBuzz, the Hillary PUMA (Party Unity My Ass!) site written by some nice young …
If he's just not that into her, he's a FOOL!
I received the following report this morning, Friday the 13th, on the dating scene in Manhattan from Cuban Diva BFF, who is straight and annoyed: I’ve been stood up … again! Well, maybe not exactly stood up, but close enough. I was supposed to go on a blind date today, remember? I was really excited, …
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Why can't I own Canadians?
I originally planned this post on the unchanging Bible and homosexuality to be about Dr. Laura and her flip from Orthodox Judaism to evangelical Christianity, but the pertinent quote from Eric Hoffer’s The True Believer is too heavy and needs its own post. Also, today I came across a post by dear Stacy McCain railing …
How Stacy McCain became irresistible to women
It was a balmy, sunny day at Rehobeth Beach, Delaware, and Stacy McCain was walking on the sparkling beach when he spied a dark metal handle of something that looked like a gravy boat sticking up out of the sand. He pulled it out for closer examination. As Stacy brushed off the sand and rubbed …
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'They say that lesbians hate men'
Son of a bitch, another celebrity I have to give up as a liberal fool! During the 2008 election campaign it was like a stampede of celebrities to the brink of our last nerve and beyond as Cuban Diva BFF and I commiserated by phone over our losses. So, today I’ve had it with Roseanne …
Scent of a woman
I passed within a few feet of Ann Coulter today while she was giving a radio interview with Joyce Kaufman of 850WFTL on Radio Row at CPAC in Washington, D.C. I just want y’all to know that Ms. Coulter in person has a touching air of vulnerability to her, which surprised me. She also has …
Ruh-roh! It's bad karma not to link to Little Miss Attila!
I have a routine of blogs I check every day and Little Miss Attila is on it. Why, just last night, when Cuban Diva BFF was depressed after an argument with her mother and called to be cheered up, I immediately enfolded her in the bosom of Little Miss Attila, by which I mean I …
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Mr. Obama, You're No Abe Lincoln
[This blog was born on January 12, 2009, and I took it down and put it up in different combinations of WordPress, Web hosting and domain names until I arrived here on January 25. But I didn’t re-post everything I had written. However, Pres. Abraham Lincoln was born 200 years ago today and Obama and …