I am a Wolverine, in the University of Michigan, “Hail to the Victors Valiant” sense, so when the Wolverines meme got rolling, it caught my eye. I think it started on Feb. 14 with a National Review Online list of the top 25 conservative movies here, which listed Red Dawn at number 15. In this …
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Today is National Iowahawk Day
Dan Collins of Protein Wisdom has declared today, Friday the 13th, to be National Iowahawk Day. Iowahawk is also known as Dave Burge, who writes the funniest political satire ever and who would definitely be snapped up by a major media company if only he were not, well, a conservative who excels at making them …
Pattymelt is my favorite dish
I have been pining to have me some more of that saucy Pattymelt, who wrote an absolutely hilarious post for HillBuzz during the 2008 campaign and today, Friday the 13th, is my LUCKY day because she’s baa-aaa-ack!!! on the pixels of HillBuzz, the Hillary PUMA (Party Unity My Ass!) site written by some nice young …
If he's just not that into her, he's a FOOL!
I received the following report this morning, Friday the 13th, on the dating scene in Manhattan from Cuban Diva BFF, who is straight and annoyed: I’ve been stood up … again! Well, maybe not exactly stood up, but close enough. I was supposed to go on a blind date today, remember? I was really excited, …
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'I am a cannibal to God'
I’m reading Jonah Goldberg’s book Liberal Fascism now and have been appalled at finding from his book, for the first time, that socially conservative Christians resist Darwin’s theory of evolution because they don’t want people to get the notion that ideas also can evolve, say, for example, interpretation of the Bible. This is news to …
I Slept with My Beau Last Night
Since Kathy Shaidle posted my threat last night to change my tagline from, “A Newly Conservative Lesbian, ” to “A Newly Conservative Lesbian with Really Big Breasts,” — I’ll explain soon, I promise — I couldn’t resist teasing you with the headline. My “Beau” is my darling Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside, III, who is named …
Why can't I own Canadians?
I originally planned this post on the unchanging Bible and homosexuality to be about Dr. Laura and her flip from Orthodox Judaism to evangelical Christianity, but the pertinent quote from Eric Hoffer’s The True Believer is too heavy and needs its own post. Also, today I came across a post by dear Stacy McCain railing …
How Stacy McCain became irresistible to women
It was a balmy, sunny day at Rehobeth Beach, Delaware, and Stacy McCain was walking on the sparkling beach when he spied a dark metal handle of something that looked like a gravy boat sticking up out of the sand. He pulled it out for closer examination. As Stacy brushed off the sand and rubbed …
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I fell in love at CPAC
I was apprehensive about attending CPAC in Washington, D.C., Feb. 26 to 28, and was thinking about just coming on Saturday on an exhibit hall pass when what should tip the scales to signing up for the whole shebang but an invitation to coffee from Little Miss Attila! My standard for imagining how I would …
Raymond J. Dombrowski Scholarship Fund concert today
Today, March 8, the Bel Air Community Band will play a concert to raise money for the Raymond J. Dombrowski Scholarship Fund at 3 pm at the C. Milton Wright High School in Bel Air, Maryland. Admission is free and donations will be accepted. The Bel Air Community Band is one of the largest and …
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