From my beloved friend, The Bloggess, for those of you who click #9, “Oh, Craigslist, you never stop amazing me,” and wonder if this is real and/or common, the answer is YES!!!!! The number of creeps preying on the gay community in a state of delusional full denial is legion. Just ask Ken Mehlman.
P.S.
The link is not really safe for work and definitely do NOT eat or drink while reading.
I have to admit, I have trouble seeing the thrill in mutual masturbation during a tornado. That’s not a very gay thing. Maybe this guy really shouldn’t be claimed by the GLBT community. I’m thinking the straights can keep him.
My first – characteristically uncharitable – thought was to tell them to hire a hooker. Then I started wondering what kind of people actually answer these ads… Good heavens, Cynthia, now I don’t know what to address first – the Diet Coke in my nostrils or the trauma from those images.
Do you know how long it took me to figure what “JO” meant? Then again, I just figured out this year that one Anderson Cooper is teh gay. And I am so proud to say “teh gay” because you told us what it meant and now I can use it and pretend to be hip.
Or maybe not.
Oh my god, I almost pulled a muscle I was laughing so hard. No gay stuff?!?! NO GAY STUFF?!?!?
What’s next?: “Totally heterosexual SuperStraight male seeks other straight male to dress like a Roman Centurion and oil me while I JO. On him. Straight men ONLY! No Queers!!!”
Bwhahahahahaha
Graumagus,
Exactly.
Cynthia
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