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Mr. Cellophane looks right through them and never knows their names

Mr. Cellophane is visible to the women in his league, who pine because he looks right through them. I had that thought quite awhile ago, but it came to mind again because I was listening to Samantha Who? in the kitchen just now while I was doing the dishes and actress Melissa McCarthy’s character, Dena, …

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I Slept with My Beau Last Night

Since Kathy Shaidle posted my threat last night to change my tagline from, “A Newly Conservative Lesbian, ” to “A Newly Conservative Lesbian with Really Big Breasts,” — I’ll explain soon, I promise — I couldn’t resist teasing you with the headline. My “Beau” is my darling Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside, III, who is named …

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