Gates' arrest tell-all documentary 'Asshole Like Me' to debut in the Douchebag Room at the Harvard Faculty Club

Iowahawk’s guest blogger Professor John Evans Evans-John of the Harvard School of Harvard Faculty Asshole Studies has a heart-wrenching column on the plight of his fellow minority member, Prof. Henry Louis Gates, who was arrested for … well, go read it and see if you aren’t outraged, too.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, Mary Jo

Just so all you young whippersnappers know, it’s been 40 years this month since Sen. Ted Kennedy drove off a bridge on Chappaquidick Island in Masschusetts late at night after a party and left a young staffer, Mary Jo Kopechne, behind in the car to drown. The analysis of his motives was epitomized by this …

'That's why they call it 'pro-stitution''

The U.S. Labor Department announced Friday, June 5, that the national unemployment rate hit 9.4 percent in May, the highest level since 1983. Iowahawk has the scoop on the “Hope” and “Change” Obama’s economic policies have created for some of America’s former wage slaves, who have never in their lives experienced a major economic downtown …

Iowahawk's genre-blending tour de force

Iowahawk’s latest is a genre-blending time warp tour de force lampooning left-wing totalitarian mind control. It took me back to my fourth/fifth grade classroom at Fairburn Elementary School in Westwood in Los Angeles. My teacher was Ruth Utsunomiya, a petite and beautiful Japanese-American in her late 20’s or early 30’s who told us she and …