If you can't get to a Tea Party you can still …

… write out your top three reasons for opposing the tax-and-spend-and-bankrupt policies of Obama and the Democrats (that sounds like they should be a band, yes?). Do your homework so you are informed. Read your points aloud for practice. Watch Zo for some inspiration. Then give your 30-second speech to a video camera and pop …

Iowahawk showcases the pilot episode of 'The Mary Hamsher Moore Show'

Come on, everybody, you know the tune! Sing along with the theme song: Who can turn your stomach with her bile? Who can hit a bullhorn switch, and suddenly bitch with a chipmunk smile? Well it’s you girl and you should know it, With each fire and every little dog lake you show it…. Be …

Nutroots update definition of teabagging

The nutroots know the value of keeping control of the language used to frame any issue and update the definition of teabaggers and teabagging here. One of the sayings in my family as I grew up was, “Never argue with a crazy person!” We had one, and those who did got no pity. I don’t …

I declare HotMES, aka Monique Stuart, the winner and NEW CHAMPEEN!!!

Things seem to be heating up considerably for the tax payer revolt Tea Parties planned for April 15 around the U.S. Today Gateway Pundit has the story about Arthur Delaney at the Huffington Post recruiting leftwingers to attend the Tea Parties as citizen reporters, taking photos, doing interviews and Twittering updates as events unfold. Pajamas …

Journey of a thousand trackbacks begins with a single, uh, trackback

Iowahawk has a re-post — which is not the same as a riposte — that is exceedingly timely, given North Korea’s missile launch this week, in which he announces conducting a “successful above-ground nuclear missile test explosion.” Which reminds me, I am totally going to post a video of my father reminiscing about participating in …

Ace of Spades means …

… female pubic hair and genitals, according to The Vagina Lady, whom I found by browsing recent tweets from The Bloggess. What will the Ace of Spades lads do when they learn their macho blog name means “cunt”? NTTAWWT. (Yes! I said it! Thank Eve Ensler and The Vagina Monologues! This is really going to …

I joined the Twitterati, gentle readers!

My first follower was Cuban Diva BFF because if you can’t get your BFF to follow you on Twitter, maybe you need to, you know, talk. Also, she was home and let me walk her through the process. I tell her that I am grateful for her in my life every single day that we …

Obama confesses to treason and resigns, co-conspirators are in custody, Hillary Clinton sworn in as president

Washington, D.C., April 1 — U.S. President Barack Obama has resigned after confessing to treason. Obama named his co-conspirators and the FBI has taken all but one into custody in undisclosed locations. Obama told FBI investigators that his primary co-conspirators were Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. He revealed that they have spent the last 40 …

Politico reports Ross Douthat 'will fill an important hole'

You just can’t make this stuff up. Faux conservative/twerp vérité Ross Douthat, whose collection of contemporary porn from the last 60 years is one of his own favorite column topics, is the subject of a lengthy profile today by Michael Calderone at Politico in celebration of Douthat’s replacing Bill Kristol as the token conservative on the …