Obama, the economy and that creek he's led us up

moar funny pictures H/T to Instapundit for these helpful insights at MorganStanley.com from Richard Berner on “America’s Fiscal Train Wreck.” Update, 7/07/09: My thanks to The Other McCain for the headline link to this post. If you thought it was funny, click “Home” at the top of the page for the one posted after it. …

Jackson family announces that the July 7 event featuring Michael Jackson's corpse will kick off his worldwide funeral concert tour

moar funny pictures Los Angeles, CA, July 5 — Speaking on behalf of the Jackson family, patriarch Joseph Jackson told reporters today that since over a million fans unsuccessfully sought tickets for the funeral for his son, Michael Jackson, slated for July 7 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, the family has decided to …

What's the difference between Obama and a chimpanzee with a Magic Eight Ball?

Answer: I don’t know. What’s the difference between Obama and a chimpanzee with a Magic Eight Ball? Answer: Statistically, a chimpanzee with a Magic Eight Ball can run a capitalist economy better than a third-generation Communist who only held one full-time job in his 20’s before becoming president and who thinks money comes from “rich …

LOL News turns on Obama

moar funny pictures moar funny pictures moar funny pictures moar funny pictures I didn’t make any of these up. LOL News leads with this photo captioned with a swipe at George W. Bush. But when I checked for other captions, I was struck by the change in tone and the marked increase in the number …

Outraged WaPo publisher: 'We are sluts, not whores — there's a difference!'

Today Washington Post Publisher Katharine Weymouth cancelled plans for a series of private salons-for-hire at her posh home where lobbyists paying six-figure fees were to have access to WaPo reporters, members of Congress and officials in the Obama administration. “We are sluts, not whores,” Weymouth said indignantly. “There’s a difference! We do not charge for …

What better time to vote on a law that would make energy prices skyrocket than the first week of July?

A funny thing happened on the way to getting the oceans to fall: WASHINGTON – The President’s landmark “Cap and Trade” bill faces an uncertain fate this week, as congressional backers of the carbon-limiting legislation face mounting opposition from a myriad of interest groups angered by its controversial ritual virgin sacrifice provision…. The 87,492 page …

I'm pretty sure the Venus of Hohle Fels is a dildo

I was skimming Instapundit when a link about the discovery of the most ancient musical instrument caught my eye. I play the bassoon, which is still pretty much a medieval instrument because its keywork needs a modern re-think. The bassoon is a descendent of the ancient double-reed instrument, the shawm. So I’m interested in ancient …