Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian
A Conservative Lesbian
I think it’s true just about every lesbian has a Shane in her past. I do. And I never got over how much mine looked EXACTLY like Kate Moennig, who played Shane in “The ‘L’ Word.” Shane started out as a villain and heartbreaker. I think Ms. Moennig herself has a capacity for empathy and …
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Sassy Gay Friend rescues Desdemona in Shakespeare’s “Othello”! But The Second City writers couldn’t pass up referring to Rossini’s opera, “Otello”! Frankly, I hope The Second City runs Sassy Gay Friend all the way through Shakespeare and then sends him on to rescue all the doomed heroes and heroines of tragic opera. Although it wouldn’t …
April 1, 2010 — Topeka, Kansas — Westboro Baptist Church leader, Fred Phelps, announced today at a hastily-called press conference that he is a proud gay man. Phelps’ church is infamous for its daily protests against homosexuality in its hometown of Topeka, Kansas, and across the U.S. “I tried to hate the gay out of …
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see more Funny Graphs I bailed on video games, and by corollary, computer games, right out of the gate because of my perception in the 1970’s that “Pong” cheated. Recently, however, having fallen under the corrupting influence of Moe Lane, who loves computer games, I have started to play the Zen version of “Bejeweled Twist,” …
Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals I have other suicide prevention posts planned but I happened across this one, which was posted tonight at The Onion, so I’m popping it into the line-up. Oh, and Stouffer’s makes a lot of very tasty frozen dinners. I’ve heard. Imagine how much more …
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The captured terrorists will talk soon enough after we put them on Obamacare. If you’re a conservative, do NOT have food or fluids in your mouth when Hitler delivers the final punchline.
I love expressions of devotion — “Never gonna give you up” from 1987 by Rick Astley is so joyful and profound at the same time. I guess putting my attention on marriage equality makes me think, “What a perfect song to play at a wedding!” You know, when we can have them. Update, 3/22/2010, Sun.: …
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Really, there should be a Sassy Gay Friend Suicide Hotline available in each state to intervene in everyone’s personal drama. That’s why there are drama queens!