I declare HotMES, aka Monique Stuart, the winner and NEW CHAMPEEN!!!

Things seem to be heating up considerably for the tax payer revolt Tea Parties planned for April 15 around the U.S. Today Gateway Pundit has the story about Arthur Delaney at the Huffington Post recruiting leftwingers to attend the Tea Parties as citizen reporters, taking photos, doing interviews and Twittering updates as events unfold. Pajamas …

Journey of a thousand trackbacks begins with a single, uh, trackback

Iowahawk has a re-post — which is not the same as a riposte — that is exceedingly timely, given North Korea’s missile launch this week, in which he announces conducting a “successful above-ground nuclear missile test explosion.” Which reminds me, I am totally going to post a video of my father reminiscing about participating in …

Now it's safe for me to move to Iowa

I met my late life partner of over 20 years, Margaret Ardussi, in Fairfield, Iowa, in June 1984 when I came to stay in the house full of lesbians where she was renting a room. I was there to attend a World Peace Assembly of yogic flyers at Maharishi International University, now known as Maharishi …

Ace of Spades means …

… female pubic hair and genitals, according to The Vagina Lady, whom I found by browsing recent tweets from The Bloggess. What will the Ace of Spades lads do when they learn their macho blog name means “cunt”? NTTAWWT. (Yes! I said it! Thank Eve Ensler and The Vagina Monologues! This is really going to …

Go to HillBuzz and see for yourself

Why is it that HillBuzz, a blog by centrist Democratic gay men, has the scoop on what should have been in the headlines yesterday about Obama at the G-20, instead of Obama’s iPod gift to the Queen of England and his confusion about the correct way to speak of the United Kingdom? Update: Michelle Malkin …

I joined the Twitterati, gentle readers!

My first follower was Cuban Diva BFF because if you can’t get your BFF to follow you on Twitter, maybe you need to, you know, talk. Also, she was home and let me walk her through the process. I tell her that I am grateful for her in my life every single day that we …

Obama confesses to treason and resigns, co-conspirators are in custody, Hillary Clinton sworn in as president

Washington, D.C., April 1 — U.S. President Barack Obama has resigned after confessing to treason. Obama named his co-conspirators and the FBI has taken all but one into custody in undisclosed locations. Obama told FBI investigators that his primary co-conspirators were Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. He revealed that they have spent the last 40 …

Politico reports Ross Douthat 'will fill an important hole'

You just can’t make this stuff up. Faux conservative/twerp vérité Ross Douthat, whose collection of contemporary porn from the last 60 years is one of his own favorite column topics, is the subject of a lengthy profile today by Michael Calderone at Politico in celebration of Douthat’s replacing Bill Kristol as the token conservative on the …

Because this is the kind of vindictive bitch that I am

In this post I propose that conservative organizations and wealthy conservatives put their wallets together and provide Robert Stacy McCain with a VERY prosperous and steady income so he can focus full-time on the conservative networking and mentoring of conservative bloggers he does through his blog, The Other McCain. I wrote it 10 days ago …

Angie Harmon proves she has the biggest pair in Hollywood

Angie Harmon proved last week she has the biggest pair in Hollywood and today the sexist dolts at Fox News trivialize and belittle her courage in the “Entertainment” section of their Web site under their aegis for trivializing and belittling women, “Pop Tarts.” Andrew Breitbart was just in D.C. a couple of weeks ago to …