I don’t know why he swallowed the fly, Keyboard Cat, perhaps he’ll … have a freakass ghetto meltdown

OK, I’m pretty sure I came across the following Keyboard Cat cover act by actor Ron Livingston at icanhascheezburger.com, and I will take you on the journey through YouTube that it sparked:

This led to a reporter who swallowed a fly — I don’t know why he swallowed the fly — but hijinks ensued because you can take the boy out of the ghetto, but apparently you can’t take the ghetto out of the boy*:

Naturally Keyboard Cat had to be summoned to play his bitch punkass off:

And THEN came the parody because very few people have the kind of money it takes to keep comedy gold this pure off of YouTube:

*Racism hypervigilance alert: This is a parody of the old expression, which applies to men of all ages and races, “You can take the boy out of the farm but you can’t get the farm out of the boy.”