'Jesus loves me this I know for the Bible tells me so'

When I was a reporter for the Harford Democrat (1980-1982), social conservatives were on a rampage about the quality of education in local schools. The vice president of their group was an English teacher. I received a press release from them about how important it was to censor the books in the local schools that concluded with the urgent call to action, “Our children’s future is at steak [sic]!” One of the books they wanted to yank was called, Making It with Mademoiselle. This turned out to be a sewing book from a teen girls’ fashion magazine named Mademoiselle. So, sometimes social conservatives, with the best intentions, can be too dirty-minded — and sometimes, not dirty-minded enough:


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Here is a lovely and respectful version of “Jesus loves me” so I won’t go to hell:

CNN reporter Susan Roesgen's fact-checker

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If you don’t get this one, watch this at 5:57 into the clip:

Red Eye Skewers MSM Tea Party Coverage!

with bonus coming out announcement from Anderson Cooper:

And this:

Update: Former newspaper reporter and now super-blogger Robert Stacy McCain makes a convincing case for nominating Susan Roesgen as the “World’s Worst TV Reporter,” although I gotta say, we former and current newspaper reporters do not really consider TV journalists to be journalists or reporters in the first place. Stacy has a lot of insights in his post that are well worth your time.

Update: Thank you, Smitty, for the headline, small story and link.

Update: Michelle Malkin on Roesgen’s history of double-standards: “Biased. Busted. Beclowned.”

Update: Hot Air has video — “CNN reporter openly contemptuous of tea parties.” Next up: dog bites man.

Update: At Ace of Spades they are calling Susan Roesgen a “big vagina lady,” and since “Ace of Spades” is a slang term for “cunt,” who would know better? Their coverage is here.

Update: Moe Lane and Red State have more.

Update: Vodkapundit has another nominee here.

Update: Gateway Pundit has valuable background on Roesgen and the crowd from someone who was there.

Update: Instapundit is pithy and brief.

Update: Gay Patriot has the scoop on “What Happens When You Slur ‘Tea Parties.'”

Update: Queer Conservative notes that Susan Roesgen attended a Tea Party and had “a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.”