I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never going to keep me down

A Conservative Lesbian, the blog, was down for the last five days due to a malware attack that my Web host says originated from the Ukraine. If you got a warning screen telling you of the infection and you clicked through anyway, please use your anti-virus software to scan your computer’s hard drive. An online …

Constantin Films celebrates Hitler's birthday by forcing YouTube to remove Hitler 'Downfall' parodies over copyright claim

Personally, I don’t think I would have chosen April 20, the 121st anniversary of Hitler’s birthday, as the day I forced YouTube to take down the parody videos made using the bunker scene from the Academy Award-nominated 2004 German film, “Downfall,” about Hitler’s last days. But that’s just me. Constantin Films made copyright claims to YouTube …

Maryland, my … nanny state

I just received an e-mail from the Maryland Senate Republican Slate with news that was so outrageous in terms of dictatorial nanny-statism that I thought it was a joke. And, thank God, it is — although obviously the author of the e-mail was taken in! I love dead-pan humor and fake news stories, especially as …

UPDATEDx2: Glee returns tonight on Fox

As a basssoonist, I am a band and orchestra geek.  I have a trained soprano voice — my teacher, Berthe Townsend, sang with the Paris Opera — but it cracks now and my range is shot, although that doesn’t stop me when my heart is filled with joy. And, thanks to Mrs. Townsend, I can …

No other actress could deliver a song or a rant like Dixie Carter

Actress and singer Dixie Carter died the morning of Saturday, April 10, at the age of 70. She is survived by her husband of 26 years, Hal Holbrook, and her daughters from her first marriage to businessman Arthur Carter (no relation), Mary Dixie and Ginna. When I checked Ms. Carter’s biography on Wikipedia, I was …

UPDATED How to grab the gay equality issue from the Left

I have a proposal for attracting to conservatism a demographic that’s up-for-grabs. There are three blog publishers who are in a position to do this. Each one could do it alone, but it will make a bigger impact if they hold hands and make the leap of faith together. My proposal is that at least …

Selective outrage over Westboro Baptist Church

There’s something missing in all the coverage this week about the Appeals Court of the Fourth Circuit ordering the father of a Marine who died in Iraq to pay $16,000 in court costs to the Westboro Baptist Church as he battles the church for conducting protests and picketing during the funerals of fallen soldiers. People …

I KNEW it!

see more Funny Graphs I bailed on video games, and by corollary, computer games, right out of the gate because of my perception in the 1970’s that “Pong” cheated. Recently, however, having fallen under the corrupting influence of Moe Lane, who loves computer games, I have started to play the Zen version of “Bejeweled Twist,” …

Why Obamacare is a threat to marriage

One of the consequences of Obamacare becoming law is that its means-tested benefits will destroy marriage for the middle class the same way that the Great Society welfare state destroyed the black family with financial incentives for staying single. This information was tucked away in a piece in the New York Times on March 24, …

Still experiencing technical difficulties

I was trying to modify my theme on Saturday to add custom pages and installed and uninstalled a few plug-ins and since then various past posts will not load properly in Firefox. So far nothing I’ve tried to fix it will work. It isn’t Firefox — it’s happening on several computers. I restored the blog …