If Kathy Griffin won't mock Lindsay Lohan, no one else should, either

I am vaguely aware that there is a young celebrity named Lindsay Lohan. Our dear Stacy is gloating over her break-up with her lesbian lover of two years, Samantha Ronson (whom the prudes at Us magazine called “Sam,” which strikes me as intentionally deceitful), in hopes that her next lover will be male — and …

And to think, just 40-some years ago, EMU expelled my lover for being a lesbian

In the  late 1960’s, before I met her, one of my lesbian lovers — who looked almost exactly like the character of Shane in “The ‘L’ Word,” played by Katherine Moennig — was expelled from Eastern Michigan University in Ypsilanti, Michigan, for being a lesbian. (This relationship was while I was at the University of …

Now it's safe for me to move to Iowa

I met my late life partner of over 20 years, Margaret Ardussi, in Fairfield, Iowa, in June 1984 when I came to stay in the house full of lesbians where she was renting a room. I was there to attend a World Peace Assembly of yogic flyers at Maharishi International University, now known as Maharishi …

Go to HillBuzz and see for yourself

Why is it that HillBuzz, a blog by centrist Democratic gay men, has the scoop on what should have been in the headlines yesterday about Obama at the G-20, instead of Obama’s iPod gift to the Queen of England and his confusion about the correct way to speak of the United Kingdom? Update: Michelle Malkin …

I joined the Twitterati, gentle readers!

My first follower was Cuban Diva BFF because if you can’t get your BFF to follow you on Twitter, maybe you need to, you know, talk. Also, she was home and let me walk her through the process. I tell her that I am grateful for her in my life every single day that we …

Obama confesses to treason and resigns, co-conspirators are in custody, Hillary Clinton sworn in as president

Washington, D.C., April 1 — U.S. President Barack Obama has resigned after confessing to treason. Obama named his co-conspirators and the FBI has taken all but one into custody in undisclosed locations. Obama told FBI investigators that his primary co-conspirators were Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. He revealed that they have spent the last 40 …

Politico reports Ross Douthat 'will fill an important hole'

You just can’t make this stuff up. Faux conservative/twerp vérité Ross Douthat, whose collection of contemporary porn from the last 60 years is one of his own favorite column topics, is the subject of a lengthy profile today by Michael Calderone at Politico in celebration of Douthat’s replacing Bill Kristol as the token conservative on the …

Because this is the kind of vindictive bitch that I am

In this post I propose that conservative organizations and wealthy conservatives put their wallets together and provide Robert Stacy McCain with a VERY prosperous and steady income so he can focus full-time on the conservative networking and mentoring of conservative bloggers he does through his blog, The Other McCain. I wrote it 10 days ago …

Welcome, Conservative Grapevine readers

Thank you, John Hawkins, Right Wing News and Conservative Grapevine, for making A Conservative Lesbian your site of the day! While I prepare another post to welcome you, I have some recent posts that I want as many people as possible to see so they understand that Obama’s allure AND contradictions originate in his sociopathy. …

Fisking and punk smacking for Monique Stuart, Aisle 10

Monique Stuart at HotMES is on about de-criminalizing recreational drugs today, as a follow-up to Obama’s town hall meeting, which I would leave alone although I disagree. But because she based her argument on conflating pharmaceutical drugs, aka medicines, defined as “any substance intended for use in the diagnosis, cure, mitigation, treatment, or prevention of …