Thank you, Mr. Cheney

Yesterday afternoon I was coming into the hotel in D.C. where CPAC is being held from its back entrance and as the elevator door opened an official-looking man with an earpiece darted into the elevator to shoo me out on the double, so I knew to scan the crowd for a dignitary. The next tip-off was a camera crew and a young man with a microphone demanding to know this and that from the Leftist handbook of fake anti-warisms. And then I spotted Dick Cheney, standing in the elevator in the very spot I’d just vacated.

Well.

I have a trained voice and I decided to use it. So, the video interrogation by the intrepid young Leftists was entirely drowned out by the penetrating soprano voice of a graying lesbian saying, over and over and over, “Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank, Mr. Cheney, for your service, thank you.”

6 replies on “Thank you, Mr. Cheney”

  1. Okay, I admit it, I’m jealous. I’ve always had a soft spot for Darth Cheney.

    How on earth can the left justify wanting to indict Bush and Cheney, but leave Obama alone?

    1. That’s why I called it “fake anti-warisms.” If you’re really anti-war, you’re anti-war no matter who’s in charge. But if it’s just your excuse to attack your enemies and delude idealistic people who don’t know they’re being used, then you’re only anti-war against people you hate.

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