Stacy is giving lessons today on “How to offend a woman.” It ends not with a cry, but a demand for coffee.
Stacy, if you want me to get you coffee BECAUSE I am a woman, I’m going to need to know how you take it — with urine, strychnine or arsenic? Name your poison.
Really — you are the father of daughters. Refine your approach and go after the evils of anti-capitalist fake feminism specifically rather than degrading all women — including your own wife and daughters. You are a better man and a better thinker than this.
I also want to point out that many of the bravest and most effective conservatives fighting to preserve the U.S. as a capitalist democratic republic are women who have earned the right to give orders rather than take them: Gov. Sarah Palin, Phyllis Chesler, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Pamela Geller, Debbie Schlussel and Liz Cheney.
Stop attacking the values of liberty and equality for ALL women when your real problem is with anti-capitalist, anti-American zealots who have hijacked the cause of equality for women in exactly the way that ACORN has hijacked the cause of poverty and uses poor people as their hostages and cover for their anti-capitalist, anti-America scumbaggeries.
If it helps, then just think of how much the cause of real equality for women makes the terrorists get their grenade belts in a bunch.
P.S.
I think dear Attila forgot that you are a vegetarian — you are, aren’t you? — so instead of a bison, just slay us a bushel or so of fatted artichokes and that will be sufficient propitiation.
I’m pretty sure that Stacy meant that just about the same way I mean it when I tell Linda Lou that I’ll give her a fat lip.
Peter,
To the moon, Alice! To the moon! (Young people: Google or search Wikipedia for Jackie Gleason and “The Honeymooners.”)
😉
Cynthia
WHAT??? I am shocked and outraged over Stacy McCain!
He’s a VEGETARIAN? What’s next, Stacy, a tutu and ballet shoes?? 🙂
Cynthia, I would never ask you to bring me coffee, especially considering your strange ideas as to condiments. 🙂
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Real men go for 23699. 😉
Oh, Dingbat, stifle yourself and bring me my beer.
I R A Darth Aggie,
Sure, hon, here you go. I’m trying something new in the beer — do you like it? 🙂
Cynthia
Why is it that women are “emotional” when they cry over a movie and men are not when they pound on the arm of their chair and shout at the TV during a football game?
Tell a father of daughters that one of his little girls has been physically attacked and then see how “unemotional” he is.
And a man who studies the Bible will also be familiar with the steely resolve women like Esther and Jael, among others. In fact, many famous men in the Bible become overly emotional and then “act out”- Moses, for example. (To say nothing of King David.)
And I think the moneylenders chased from the Temple might have an opinion or two about emotional men.
My goodness, even Jesus wept.
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Cynthia, keep this up and people will have lots of thoughts going through their minds when you offer them a repast in your home. And those that had that pleasure are going to start quickly reviewing all their words of that day in their minds. Not necessarily a bad thing, btw.
Now, what do you have on tap? 😉
What was the selection – urine, strychnine or arsenic – there are acne suffers that take urine with their morning joe and swear by it. I just couldn’t bring myself.
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