UPDATED — I'm a Wolverine, so I just can't pass this up

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Note to gentle readers who do not follow college sports: The University of Michigan (Go Blue! Hail to the victors valiant!) and Ohio State University (Hiss! Boo!) are rivals. Oh, and the mascot for the University of Michigan is the wolverine, one of Nature’s fiercest predators. The mascot for Ohio State is — I am not making this up — a nut.

Update, 3/17/2010, Wed.:

Poor I R A Darth Aggie can’t remember the words to the Michigan Fight Song! Let me help:

I only recall hearing people sing the refrain of “The Victors”:

Hail! to the victors valiant

Hail! to the conqu’ring heroes

Hail! Hail! to Michigan

The leaders and best!

Hail! to the victors valiant

Hail! to the conqu’ring heroes

Hail! Hail! to Michigan,

The champions of the West!

Wikipedia has the history of the University of Michigan fight song and all the lyrics. I searched and couldn’t find any video of any group singing the entire song. Wikipedia’s entry notes that Michigan’s fight song is unique because it’s the only one glorifying the team as already victorious — all the others just urge their teams on. I think one day research will show that’s the way to go about achieving a goal — if you can create and maintain a clear image of what it would be when you have achieved it, then your brain will be able to invent, create, attract and unite everything required to make the imaginary image a reality. The book I advertise here goes into how to do this in great detail. While it is named, How to Get Lots of Money for Anything — Fast, it also explains how to use these techniques to get your perfect job and find the spouse or business partner who is just right for you. I was using similar techniques unwittingly when I attracted Margaret into my life, even though at the time I started, we lived over 900 miles apart and I was unemployed. Seriously, y’all, BUY. THAT. BOOK. (I do receive an affiliate commission if you purchase it, but I am recommending it because Stuart is giving very solid advice.)