Anyhoo, after receiving General McChrystal’s request, I carefully reviewed and focus tested it with some of the top military strategists of DailyKos and HuffingtonPost. As an alternative, they suggested sending a special force of 200 diversity-trained surrender consultants. After several months of careful deliberation, polling, and strategic golfing, I told the General I would provide him a force of 30,000, which is fully 75% of a 110% commitment.
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Having almost enough troops is a good way to increase casualties while still losing.
I am really getting concerned about this guy. To telegraph our strategy, saying when we are leaving, well, there is something really wrong with that. It’s like Obama is standing there, waving his hanky over his head saying “Yoo-hoo! Mr. Taliban! Y’all kind of lay low for a while, set off plenty of bombs and if you can find enough Downs Syndrome folks to wear those explosive vests, that’s fine but don’t you take any chances because the place is all yours in a couple of years.”