UPDATED: Rachel Maddow, you need to see these videos about Charles Johnson before preaching his propaganda

by CynthiaYockey on October 5, 2009

Last week I thought the videos below were hilarious, but that it was too mean to grab them up from Ace of Spades HQ, who found the first one at The Other McCain. Then Rachel Maddow preached from the gospel of Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs on “Meet the Press” ON MY FREAKING BIRTHDAY.

So, I am giving myself a little present and posting the parody video of Charles Johnson and its companion parody of his toady, Kilgore Trout, where I can easily find them and laugh myself silly whenever I want. Remember the things you can thank Charles for: no one has done more to destroy the lives and reputations of the bloggers/journalists who have been shining light on Islamofascism and jihad than Charles Johnson and his Muslim contributor, Kejda Gjermani, who was only recently unmasked. And Kilgore Trout’s latest contribution to racial harmony was to go to Hot Air as a trusted registered commenter and spam the comment section with the n-word in the middle of the night while the moderators slept, then try to pass off his vandalism as representing their views.

The German teenager in the video below is acting — he created this video to parody the image he thought German lawmakers had of online gamers when they were considering legislation to govern online games. He was so convincing, people thought it was real. No. He is acting. However, there are a lot of domineering people who DO have tantrums like this, and so it is lucky to have this video to use to parody them: “Charles has spoken! Agree or be banned!”

Here’s the Angry German Kid with English translation — the real one, not a parody:

Update, 10/8/09: Dear Little Miss Attila attracted my attention to this review of Charles Johnson’s art photographs at American Digest, “The Eternal Banality of the Photography of Charles Foster Johnson“:

Of late many have opined on the mental state of Charles Foster Johnson, erstwhile hotchat master of Little Green Footballs. Words such as “dementia,” “quisling,” “bull goose looney,” “testicular chancre,” “slobbering obamallationist,” and “schmo” have hurtled about the blogosphere for months. I shall not endeavor to improve upon this brick-bat barrage of blandishments in which Mr. Johnson is repeatedly and heartedly encouraged “to perform self-intercourse with a low-yield thermonuclear warhead.”

Nor shall I note that having a “big” “b-log” floating about like a cowchip on a vast sea of Internet sludge is akin to possessing a two-inch penis. Neither shall I underscore those slanderous assertions that Johnson’s writing skills are limited to the “Paste” command. I note only that before “Paste” there is always his first tool, “Cut.” I shall also say nothing to underscore the obvious assertion in so many quarters that a “Dan Rather Scoop” is now so far in the past that even Dan Rather’s lawsuit has run out of Dan Rather gas.

No, too much has been done to malign Charles Foster Johnson, that Howard Hughes of Somewhere Lost Angeles. Instead I propose to consider the one area in which there can be no justifiable criticism of the “artiste” that dwells within the eternal sunshine of his mind, his photography.

There’s more funny if you click the link above and go read the whole thing.

Update, 10/8/09: If Dave C sent you here At the Point of a Gun, welcome and y’all come back now, ya hear?

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Alcove-One October 5, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Charles Johnson was once my hero and now I rarely venture over to LGF anymore and have long since been banned from commenting (and I only poked fun and his constant Kindle plugs, Jeesh..what a tight ass).
Sadly, Charles has gone all Andrew Sullivan. I once liked The Daily Dish back in the day as well.
Well done guys. Now your disliked by the right and distrusted by the left that still loath you despite you being momentarlity useful to them in bashing those who once admired you.
.-= Alcove-One´s last blog ..The Case for Israel =-.

Ad rem October 5, 2009 at 5:48 pm

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY CYNTHIA! >^..^<
….and a pinch to grow an inch!

Ad rem October 5, 2009 at 5:49 pm

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY CYNTHIA! >^..^<

Ad rem October 5, 2009 at 5:52 pm

Sorry for the duplicate posting…..the first time I hit “submit” it said I had a duplicate posting. So, I resubmitted the posting in a shorter version. ;-p

Cynthia Yockey October 6, 2009 at 8:29 am

Ad rem,

Thank you! I enjoyed all your well wishes so much I approved the duplicate posts! Although, at this age, I am on the crosstrainer and exercycle working to lose inches!


SYD October 6, 2009 at 5:24 am

What has happened to the smart Rachel Maddow? Are Olbie and Tweet holding her hostage or something??? You know…. so she doesn’t show them up every night?

.-= SYD´s last blog ..George Will on ABC: Obama’s So Vain, He Probably Thinks The Olympics Are All About Him (ROFLMAO, this is funnier than SNL’s "nothing" spoof.) =-.

Dave C October 6, 2009 at 9:53 am

That Kilgore Trout video has me between LOL laughter and shock and amazment.

I hope that source video was from a movie and not someone’s spy cam.. (the kid needs some meds and time outdoors.. a lot of time outdoors)
.-= Dave C´s last blog ..Who Knew? =-.

Cynthia Yockey October 6, 2009 at 6:09 pm

Dave C,

The German boy was acting, but did such a good job that a German news show portrayed it as a spy cam video. No — his intention was to do an over-the-top parody of how German legislators, who were planning to regulate online games, were saying the games made teens behave. That’s why I included the second video — if you click back to YouTube, you’ll find more info about him.


I R A Darth Aggie October 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Wait…SYD are you saying that Maddow and Olberdouche are seperate individuals?? and here I thought “she” was just Olberdouche in drag.

Roscoe October 6, 2009 at 5:51 pm

“Although, at this age, I am on the crosstrainer and exercycle working to lose inches!”

Don’t worry…..that’ll just come naturally in a few more years. I’ve already gone from 6’0″ to 5’11″…………

Attmay October 6, 2009 at 10:53 pm

Even Andrew Sullivan is more on the ball now than Charles Johnson, if only because of his recent article telling The One to “STFU” (which he spells out) where gay rights are concerned until he actually, duh gee I don’t know, does something.

Cynthia Yockey October 7, 2009 at 9:03 am


There will be a gay rights/homosexual equality march this weekend and Obama is scheduled to speak at the Human Rights Campaign banquet the night before. Just because the White House told gays recently that despite having control of the White House and Congress, Democrats will not do anything practical on their behalf now or ever, like repealing the Defense of Marriage Act and “don’t ask, don’t tell,” both of which could be passed and signed into law in half an hour, if they really wanted to, homosexuals have begun to wake up to the fact that the real obstacle to their equality is the Left, especially the religious Left. I suspect Obama believes his rhetorical powers are up to the job of keeping homosexuals under his thumb. I think he is heading for an epic comeuppance.


Fanusi Khiyal October 7, 2009 at 2:48 am

Happy birthday to all and sundry!

Dave C October 7, 2009 at 10:14 pm

Thank you, Cynthia.. I feel better knowing that.. 🙂
.-= Dave C´s last blog .."Dirty" Deeds =-.

Attmay October 8, 2009 at 10:53 am

Remember “Gay is the New Black”? It isn’t. It’s the new Jewish:
—Often forced to hide identity for self-protection.
—Targeted for execution by foreign governments.
—Treated as useful idiots by the left, who tolerate bigotry against them as long as it comes from a different culture.

And I say this as a Jew.

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