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	<title>Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian &#187; Iowahawk</title>
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		<title>Obama announces negotiations with moderate Afghan Taliban leader</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 05:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mullah Iowahak Muhammadavi al-Burjihad. What could go wrong?]]></description>
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		<title>Got some loose change and hankerin&#8217; for a hot rod?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 06:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See Smilin&#8217; Hawk&#8217;s pre-owned creampuffs.]]></description>
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		<title>Iowahawk suspended in First Amendment outrage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First National Public Radio fires Juan Williams for daring to admit that when he gets a little nervous when anyone sitting next to him on an airplane gives him a business card identifying himself as a member of the Army of Allah and tells him it is the duty of Muslims to cut off the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The straight, white male I can get behind for nomination to the Supreme Court is &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 04:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wait, that didn&#8217;t come out right.]]></description>
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		<title>Iowahawk spots top Democrats in circular firing squad</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out Iowahawk&#8217;s brilliant take on the intra-party war top Democrats are now waging via their proxies in the press and see if, like me, it reminds you of the song from the musical Chicago, &#8220;They Both Reached for the Gun&#8221; &#8212; and, um, just to be clear, I mean the puppet master aspect of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just like me, T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII plays the bassoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s how Iowahawk&#8217;s guest blogger this week knows Obama&#8217;s State of the Union address was a symphony: In those astonishing 75 minutes that held an entire nation rapt, Mr. Obama transcended the earthly bounds of mere oratory; it was the music of Heaven itself, and only the language of music can sufficiently describe his sheer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iowahawk explains how to put the &#039;hockey stick&#039; on ice</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iowahawk understands statistical analysis &#8212; something to do with his day job and all &#8212; and his column this week is educational, rather than humorous, on the subject of Climategate. He walks his readers through the process of deriving the famous &#8220;hockey stick&#8221; graph, which purports to prove global temperatures are rising at such a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gen. McChrystal, Obama is behind you in Afghanistan 75 percent</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Iowahawk reports: Anyhoo, after receiving General McChrystal&#8217;s request, I carefully reviewed and focus tested it with some of the top military strategists of DailyKos and HuffingtonPost. As an alternative, they suggested sending a special force of 200 diversity-trained surrender consultants. After several months of careful deliberation, polling, and strategic golfing, I told the General [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This historic, frightening anniversary</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2009/11/07/this-historic-frightening-anniversar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iowahawk&#8217;s column from 11/6/2008 on the election of Obama, which he re-published yesterday, has proved to be prescient. My only quibble is that the presidency is Obama&#8217;s second full-time job ever, not his first. He was a copy editor in his 20&#8242;s. While others complain that Obama has never run so much as a lemonade [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Government-Americans lash out at limits looming in new era of Big Voter</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2009/08/04/government-americans-lash-out-at-limits-looming-in-new-era-of-big-voter/</link>
		<comments>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2009/08/04/government-americans-lash-out-at-limits-looming-in-new-era-of-big-voter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guest bloggers at Iowahawk&#8217;s tell a tale of woe of the Big Voter booboisie on the march in ever-increasing numbers with the goal of limiting their rights as Government-Americans: Certainly, legislators and government officials have always had to deal with the annoyance of obtrusive constituents. But there was always a belief that somehow, between election [...]]]></description>
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