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	<title>Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Rejoicing in tiny karmic miracles</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/12/12/rejoicing-in-tiny-karmic-miracles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 07:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["don't ask don't tell -- DADT"]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Consider the paradoxes in the following sequence of events: Presidential candidate and Republican governor of Texas, Rick Perry, releases a TV ad attacking the honor of lesbian and gay service members, saying, &#8220;“I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buddy Chopra now dispensing wisdom at Interesting News Items</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/12/12/buddy-chopra-now-dispensing-wisdom-at-interesting-news-items/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 05:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Ling Carter welcomes Deepak Chopra&#8217;s younger brother as his new co-blogger: Recall how Yama, the lord of death, came to visit the widow Patel, who lived alone threshing grain and fielding service calls for Microsoft. Yama tempted her with four gold coins if Patel would curse her fate and renounce acceptance. But Patel tricked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The eight amendments to the Constitution proposed by Obama</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 05:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Republican candidates]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did I say Obama? My bad. I meant social conservative and Republican governor of Texas, Rick Perry. Gabriel Malor reports that such is Perry&#8217;s reverence for the Constitution, he has proposed eight amendments to it so far in his campaign for president. What they have in common is that they would clear the way for social [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am the 99 percent manifesto send-up</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/11/01/i-am-the-99-percent-manifesto-send-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 05:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube videos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It took me a few minutes to remember the genre of humor this belongs to &#8212; literal lyrics: &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Cracked.com explains &#8216;why so many vehemently anti-gay politicians and religious leaders are creepy sexual deviants&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/10/07/cracked-com-explains-why-so-many-vehemently-anti-gay-politicians-and-religious-leaders-are-creepy-sexual-deviants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 01:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because: Experiments show power and hypocrisy are linked in the brain [snip] No matter how the researcher went about instilling the feelings of power, the results were the same: Within minutes, a feeling of power flips a switch in the brain that says, &#8220;The rules now do not apply to me. BRING ME A WHORE.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stacy McCain vouches for Marcus Bachmann by hiring him to babysit his youngest son</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 02:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michele and Marcus Bachmann]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What could go wrong? Note: This was originally posted on August 16, 2011. I am restoring it because my web host lost it. I could not recover comments for this post.]]></description>
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		<title>Between a croc and a hard place</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/09/23/between-a-croc-and-a-hard-place/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 01:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[LOLCats pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[see more funny videos, and check out our Yo Dawg lols! Note: I originally posted this on August 11, 2011. My web host had some problems on Saturday, Sept. 17, and lost it, so I am restoring it.]]></description>
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		<title>Instapundit proposes tax increases the Tea Party can support</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/08/09/instapundit-proposes-tax-increases-the-tea-party-can-support/</link>
		<comments>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/08/09/instapundit-proposes-tax-increases-the-tea-party-can-support/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 06:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Instapundit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In his Sunday column for The Examiner, Prof. Glenn Reynolds, aka Instapundit, asks a pertinent question, &#8220;Why should Democrats be the only ones to enjoy the fun of taxing people they dislike?&#8221; Then he proposes taxes that would clarify the thinking of Hollywood on the effect of taxes on prosperity: Were I a Republican senator [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best coming out letter EVAH!</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/08/03/best-coming-out-letter-evah/</link>
		<comments>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/08/03/best-coming-out-letter-evah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 16:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Equality for lesbians and gays]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[equal rights for lesbians and gays]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By Adam Cuneo and published at The Onion, it starts as follows, and just keeps getting better: Mom, Dad, there&#8217;s something we have to talk about. I&#8217;ve been wanting to tell you this for some time, and I want you to know that while I&#8217;m fully aware this might be difficult for you to hear, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Nordlinger on Obama&#8217;s what?</title>
		<link>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/07/14/jay-nordlinger-on-obamas-what/</link>
		<comments>http://aconservativelesbian.com/2011/07/14/jay-nordlinger-on-obamas-what/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 04:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CynthiaYockey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And here I thought National Review Online was a family-friendly opinion blog: Update: The screen capture is from National Review Online&#8217;s home page from Thursday, July 14, 2011, and does not have its own link, so I linked the story.]]></description>
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