THIS is why gay people believe we comprise WAY more than two percent of the population

by CynthiaYockey on September 14, 2010

From my beloved friend, The Bloggess, for those of you who click #9, “Oh, Craigslist, you never stop amazing me,” and wonder if this is real and/or common, the answer is YES!!!!! The number of creeps preying on the gay community in a state of delusional full denial is legion. Just ask Ken Mehlman.

P.S.

The link is not really safe for work and definitely do NOT eat or drink while reading.

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  • I have to admit, I have trouble seeing the thrill in mutual masturbation during a tornado. That’s not a very gay thing. Maybe this guy really shouldn’t be claimed by the GLBT community. I’m thinking the straights can keep him.

  • Liz

    My first – characteristically uncharitable – thought was to tell them to hire a hooker. Then I started wondering what kind of people actually answer these ads… Good heavens, Cynthia, now I don’t know what to address first – the Diet Coke in my nostrils or the trauma from those images.

  • Stinky

    Do you know how long it took me to figure what “JO” meant? Then again, I just figured out this year that one Anderson Cooper is teh gay. And I am so proud to say “teh gay” because you told us what it meant and now I can use it and pretend to be hip.

    Or maybe not.

  • Oh my god, I almost pulled a muscle I was laughing so hard. No gay stuff?!?! NO GAY STUFF?!?!?

    What’s next?: “Totally heterosexual SuperStraight male seeks other straight male to dress like a Roman Centurion and oil me while I JO. On him. Straight men ONLY! No Queers!!!”

    Bwhahahahahaha

    • CynthiaYockey

      Graumagus,

      Exactly.

      Cynthia

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