Stouffer's should be using Sassy Gay Friends in this campaign

by CynthiaYockey on March 23, 2010


Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals

I have other suicide prevention posts planned but I happened across this one, which was posted tonight at The Onion, so I’m popping it into the line-up.

Oh, and Stouffer’s makes a lot of very tasty frozen dinners. I’ve heard. Imagine how much more successful this campaign would be if Sassy Gay Friends were performing the interventions. Which, naturally, would include a bonus make-over. And cooking lessons. Because Sassy Gay Friends cook from scratch. Oh. Oops.

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  • I R A Darth Aggie

    Hey, I cook from scratch. At least some times. Does that mean I’m a Sassy Gay friend? but…but…I like women and I’m not a woman!

    I’m soooooo confused!

  • Is that “sassy gay friend” or “sassy gay friend with an attitude?” Marketing was asking. And lets face it, if our meals lead to suicidal impulses, we probably need all the help we can get…
    .-= Guy from Stouffers´s last blog ..RATE THE PRESIDENT BEFORE CBS BURIES THIS POLL! =-.

    • Guy from Stouffers,

      “Sassy Gay Friend” + “with an attitude” is redundant. The attitude is always there. There’s really no such thing as a Sassy Gay Friend WITHOUT an attitude.

      Cynthia

  • Ad rem

    Three Beers Later,

    Awesome poll! Thanks for making my day…;-)

  • I’m a little uninformed on the concept of sassy gay friends but, having been first on the scene of more suicides than I care to think about, bring ’em on. I have talked a few out of it, though I am neither gay or sassy, more along the line of morose ol’ redneck.

    Of course, the guys in my line of work eat their guns about as often as gays, and for a kind of mirror image of the exact same reasons. I have never seen, nor thought about suicides, without realizing just how lucky and blessed I am. I love and am loved. How cool is that?

    We could cut the suicide rate in half just by letting those we love know it.
    .-= Peter´s last blog ..So, Now We Find Out =-.

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