Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian
by CynthiaYockey on January 25, 2010
It pretty much sums up the last year AND what we can expect from the rest of Obama’s presidency.
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When I was in the service I learned a couple of expressions that fit this crew to a T. The first was “They could f— up an anvil with a rubber mallet.” The second was “They can f— up an iron ball with a feather duster.”
Since I did not invent these and the person or people that did are lost in historical obscurity, you may use either. If the Chaplain or, perhaps small children are within earshot, you might substitute the word break in there. It’s not quite as pithy but we do what we must do to maintain a modicum of class.
I need to get out more, I never have the chance to use swell words like “modicum” anymore.
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