All right, first of all, I’ll wait for all the heads to finish exploding over a Texas school celebrating “Multi-Cultural Day.”
OK, then. Next, I will remind you that Jenny, The Bloggess, is my dear friend and that I invented the acronym PFNFNDHTIN (pee first, no food, no drinks, have tissues and inhaler nearby) to rate her humor and caution people before they read it. I’ll wait.
Finally, if you do not follow The Bloggess — and if you don’t, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? — let me fill in some relevant biographical details. She was born and raised in Texas and still lives there with her husband, Victor, and five-year-old daughter, Hailey. Her father is a taxidermist. When she went back home to her parents’ house for Independence Day in 2009, the CANNON in her father’s yard was so unremarkable in its milieu that she did not notice it UNTIL HE FIRED IT AS PART OF THE EVENING’S FESTIVITIES. Also, she killed a bear when she was only three. No, wait, that was Daniel Boone. Now, I remember — the Bloggess knew how to fire a rifle by the time she was five.
OK, do you have some sense of dear Jenny, The Bloggess now? And you’ve PFNFNDHTIN?
Then you are cleared to learn what The Bloggess brought to her daughter’s school to celebrate Multi-Cultural Day.