Gates' arrest tell-all documentary 'Asshole Like Me' to debut in the Douchebag Room at the Harvard Faculty Club

by CynthiaYockey on July 28, 2009

Iowahawk’s guest blogger Professor John Evans Evans-John of the Harvard School of Harvard Faculty Asshole Studies has a heart-wrenching column on the plight of his fellow minority member, Prof. Henry Louis Gates, who was arrested for … well, go read it and see if you aren’t outraged, too.

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  • apodoca

    Simply brilliant takedown of Harvard’s faculty soi-disant “superior” assholes. Terribly amusing echoes of D.H. Lawrence’s “The Oxford Voice.”

  • Dave helps there. I never have liked Harvard (or other) assholes. Here is a city bluesuit, there to protect the property and, yes, the life of this Gates feller and what happens. A simple ten-minute call for one officer, plus a back-up, turns into a major deal.
    Now it turns out that Gates had to amend the tax return for his “charity” because he was paying people with money that he claimed to go to the charity. This is Obama’s friend. Just out of curiosity, does Obama have a single friend, anywhere, that isn’t a scumbag?

  • CarolW

    ***** Five star, really, really, funny.

  • apodoca

    Peter, the short answer to your question is ‘no.’

    The long answer begins and ends with the trite observation that birds of a feather flock together. Since almost all of the people Obama has nominated are either racist, have terrorist inclinations, hate the U.S., despise the Constitution, are or support Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Communists; and since almost all of his friends/associates are either racist, have terrorist inclinations, hate the U.S., despise the Constitution, are or support Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Communists, then it is fair to conclude that his nominees and friends/associates are scumbags. Therefore, it is even more fair to argue that since birds of a feather flock together, Obama himself is either a racist, has terrorist inclinations, hates the U.S., despises the Constitution, is or supports Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Communists—any or all of the above.

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