Answer: I don’t know. What’s the difference between Obama and a chimpanzee with a Magic Eight Ball?
Answer: Statistically, a chimpanzee with a Magic Eight Ball can run a capitalist economy better than a third-generation Communist who only held one full-time job in his 20’s before becoming president and who thinks money comes from “rich people” instead of creativity, service and the ambition to create a good life for yourself and your family.
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