What's the difference between Obama and a chimpanzee with a Magic Eight Ball?

by CynthiaYockey on July 5, 2009

Answer: I don’t know. What’s the difference between Obama and a chimpanzee with a Magic Eight Ball?

Answer: Statistically, a chimpanzee with a Magic Eight Ball can run a capitalist economy better than a third-generation Communist who only held one full-time job in his 20′s before becoming president and who thinks money comes from “rich people” instead of creativity, service and the ambition to create a good life for yourself and your family.

Anyone else have answers to contribute?

Bonus: Generate your own Magic Eight Ball answers here.

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Tagged as: Barack Obama, Humor

http://shakeypete.blogspot.com Peter

I’m pretty sure that by now a chimp with a magic 8 ball would have sided with a people wanting liberty and the rule of law, if only by accident. Barry? Not so much.
http://rsmccain.blogspot.com smitty

Answer: Even if his predecessor was called “Chimpy McHitler Bush”, it’s still overt racism to use the name of The One in the same sentence as a non-human primate. Repair to your cell and recite 100 Hail Alinskys, you.
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http://www.aconservativelesbian.com Cynthia Yockey

Smitty,

No deal — all race cards expired at noon on January 20, 2009. This will be recorded in history as the only positive accomplishment of the Obama administration.

Also, my first thought on receiving one of the e-mails with comparison photos that had the punchline of a chimp paired with Bush was gratitude because it will be a piece of cake to re-purpose them by dropping in Obama’s photo where Bush’s was. On an emotional level, the picture I would place next to Obama’s is Uncle Scar from The Lion King.

Cynthia

Michelle

Peter, your comment made me fall in love with you INSTANTLY! I went in search of a way to contact you and discovered some other woman married you before me. I’m very disappointed… but still in love.
http://shakeypete.blogspot.com Peter

Eh, most all the girls love Peter.
http://shakeypete.blogspot.com Peter

Michelle, Cynthia just told me that you felt belittled and hurt by my somewhat flip reply to you. Please understand that causing you any pain at all was not my intention. I have some difficulty accepting compliments, that is my fault, not yours. I generally make a joke when getting a compliment, all my jokes aren’t as funny as I think they are at the time. Yet I keep trying, go figure.

I’m sorry I caused you any discomfort. My intent was to make you smile as much as you made me smile.
.-= Peter´s last blog ..Cynthia Yockey And Other New Cyberfriends =-.