Comments on: Does Ross Douthat denounce porn so he can deduct his collection as a business expense?

By: Double-teaming Ross Douthat — Cynthia Yockey

Double-teaming Ross Douthat — Cynthia Yockey — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:10:35 +0000

[...] pleasure of punk-smacking Ross Douthat. I picked up the slack a couple of times during Lent — here and here — just so Douthat would stay in punching-bag shape, and I thought I could let Stacy [...]

By: I joined the Twitterati, gentle readers! — Cynthia Yockey

I joined the Twitterati, gentle readers! — Cynthia Yockey — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:28:25 +0000

[...] Robert Stacy McCain, of The Other McCain, with whom I trade shellackings, except when we take turns shellacking Ross Douthat. It appears Stacy has tweeted his followers that they should look into following me, [...]

By: Politico reports Ross Douthat ‘will fill an important hole’ — Cynthia Yockey

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:32:41 +0000

[...] conservative/verite twerp Ross Douthat, whose collection of contemporary porn from the last 60 years is one of his own favorite column topics, is the subject of a lengthy [...]

By: How Robert Stacy McCain became irresistible to men — Cynthia Yockey

How Robert Stacy McCain became irresistible to men — Cynthia Yockey — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 05:42:11 +0000

[...] to the avalanche of comments rebutting my assertion that straight women’s porn is not photos of naked, hot men but rather photos of chocolate cakes, any other dessert and attractive women in stylish clothes, by [...]

By: Cynthia Yockey

Cynthia Yockey — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:01:41 +0000

Twisted Spinster,

Not to worry, you and Cuban Diva BFF are kindred spirits on this issue.

Cynthia

By: Andrea Harris

Andrea Harris — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:53:28 +0000

I must say that photos of chocolate cake and women in stylish clothing do nothing for me — in fact, the real presence of those things excites me not at all. I like chocolate fine, but I’m one of the minority of females in the world (apparently) who don’t go all orgasmic over the stuff. As for stylish clothes… well, maybe if I had a figure. And an income of several figures. Anyway, these days I just wish women would dress decorously in classic styles, instead of looking like they just crawled out of the dumpster or rolled in glue and ran back and forth through the sales racks at Macy’s.

On the other hand, something like this, however… Excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk.

By: Cynthia Yockey

Cynthia Yockey — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:53:34 +0000

Stacy,

(1) You’re welcome! (2) I’m glad to see you are coming around on the marriage issue. (3) Yes! I hope to God I made you laugh your ass off!

Cynthia

By: Robert Stacy McCain

Robert Stacy McCain — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:57:21 +0000

Cynthia, thanks for helping me with my Lenten vow. And as much as I would like you to be able to legally marry who you really want to marry, (a) polygamy is illegal in Maryland, and (b) my wife would never understand.

Ain’t this bloggin’ sho’ ’nuff fun, y’all?

By: Cynthia Yockey

Cynthia Yockey — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:42:37 +0000

My dear Cuban Diva BFF,

This is why my post about your blind date disappointment was headlined, “If he’s just not that into her, he’s a FOOL!”

Cynthia

By: Cuban Diva

Cuban Diva — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:22:56 +0000

I have no idea WHERE to begin. A million thoughts are fighting to get out of me and into this comments section. Seriously, I don’t type that fast. Hell, I can barely think that fast.

Women’s porn is photos of CHOCOLATE CAKES and stylishly clothed women????? Yeah, in the Twilight Zone, maybe!

My brain began to hurt. Cake, clothes, women’s porn? All connected in the same thought? No naked men? No effing way. That is wrong. It’s just WRONG.

Then I got all crazy. I started to make those noises my cat makes when he’s getting ready to barf. Seriously. No kidding. I was stunned, repulsed, gobsmacked.

Then fond memories came to mind. My pre-teen friends and I buying and savoring Cosmo,the naked Burt Reynolds edition. And that magazine, Playgirl, I think, that I held onto for years because of one particular picture of a naked man on a beach. Then a flood of other images of men that have left delicious impressions in my mind. Ahhh, so nice. No baked goods have ever made my mouth water like any of those. And for all the men reading, you will be happy to know that in my experience absolutely, positively, no baked goods have ever been selected over any man. Not in a photo, not in a fantasy, not in real life. Not ever.

I love men. I celebrate men. I neeeeeeed men.

Chocolate cake? Keep it. I’m setting my radar for beefcake!